Q: Pyro
PAX: 1 Finger, Bitcoin, Skidmark, Napoleon, Peeping Tom, skidloader, Hambone, Mr. Roboto, Uncle Rico, Zalinsky the Cavalier, Pyro, @Twitch
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
A strong 12-pax showing to get ahead of paying those taxes next week.
WARM-O-RAMA
Squatty potties
Side Merkins
Downward Dog
Goofballs
Hungry Hungry Hippos
THE THANG
To the Hill for TAX BRACKETS (via a reverse long Blue Hawaiian):
Single Filing:
Hand Release Release Merkins, Run up and down
Nolan Ryans, run
Jack Webbs, run
Mosey to the knee wall for Cuddys, Lunges, Squats
Back to the hill, for Joint Filing:
Partner A: Bear Crawl Up, Crawl Bear Back
Partner B: Prison Cell Merkin Burpees
A: Groiners Up/Mosey Down
B: Hydraulic Squat Jumps
A: Army Crawl Up/Skip Down
B: Alabama Ass Kickers
Next, Mosey to the bottom of the ramp for ALTERNATIVE MINIMUM TAX options:
#1: Run the Blue Hawaiian way, lunge up the steps, meet at the car port
#2: Run the ramp, 5 burpees at the top, finish at the car port
Once at the car port, Eskimo Merkins, all the way up to 10
Head back down, go opposite whichever way you came.
Rinse and repeat, but pick your return path, paying your taxes either way.
MARY:
Low Slow Flutter
World War IIIs
Alphabet with your legs
We counted, named, and prayed. Thanks HIMs!